I hate spam. Hate it. I'm sure lots of people do - but as a webmaster I have lots of catch-all e-mail addresses that point to various domains I own and manage. The result is that I collect all of the spam from the various guess-bots out there throwing unsolicited advertising my way. And what must spammers think of the average Internet user out there?
As near as I can tell, they assume we're all male, we all want to get high, and we all want bigger dicks.
Well, I'm male. I admit that I wouldn't mind getting high were it not for all the health and legal issues that can lead to. And yes, I'd love to have a bigger dick.
The "high" issue can wait for another article - but what about this "penis enlargement" thing?
Is there some way to get a bigger penis? Could ANY of the crap that spammers send me (and the rest of you) actually get you a bigger penis?
The skeptic would like to see more evidence, but the OBVIOUS observation is this: If penis enlargement drugs and equipment worked, every guy would already have an enormous penis. We'd be toting them around in wheelbarrows. If an attractive person walked by we'd tip over. We'd need so much blood to maintain our erections that we'd nearly lose consciousness when aroused, maintaining only enough clarity of mind to perform basic thrusts.
If something like this really worked - REALLY worked - would you need to get it from an unsolicited e-mail? Wouldn't you be able to buy it at Wal-Mart? Or have it issued to you by your doctor when you turn 18?
Penis enlargement drugs and tools don't "really" work - except as a means to separate the male from his cash.
Are there exceptions? Only if you consider an "erection" to equate to "enlargement." We do know that certain drugs (available by prescription) can improve or enable an erection. But that's not what most spammers are advertising.
Let's look at an example of recent marketing:
Hmmm. It's certainly suggestive: giant pole, line of women wanting to sit in lap, etc...
But what is "Natural Male Enhancement?"
The ingredients are a blend of herbs, and are marketed as an herbal remedy. But the commercials have the look and feel of a high-end pharmaceutical. Why's that? Because the guy who marketed Enzyte is a tricky dude.
His name is Steve Warshak and he got sent to the jail house. His scam was simple: Offer a free sample of the product, and then automatically (and deceptively) enroll you in a monthly-fee subscription program. And he did lots of other stuff too. Got 25 years. They don't do hard labor anymore, do they?
Skeptics are the natural enemy of herbal remedies because those remedies are allowed to be marketed outside of clinical trial programs. In other words, they're allowed to be sold as "cures" without any scientific proof that they work.
Does Enzyte or any herbal remedy give you a stiffer, firmer, better quality woody? Well, it depends. Do you think it will? Because in a sexually health adult, a lot of our sexual efficacy is tied directly to our mind's perceptions. If you believe in the power of herbals to give you mighty wood, then perhaps they will. But there is no science (that I could dig up) which supports the hidden advertised service in these products - in other words, no science supports any pills giving you a larger penis beyond what a normal erection would provide.
OK - but what about penis pumps, you may ask?
Surely if they work for Austin "Danger" Powers then they'll work for you, right?
Sorry, lads. There's just no science behind it. Like our friends the herbal stiffeners, Mr. Penis Pump can only provide a psychological boost (and a temporary erection in the pump). There is no medical evidence (according to my research) that these things will actually provide an increase in penis size. But that doesn't mean they're not amusing. So pump away, little soldiers. Pump away.
In the mean time, if you're wondering if your wang is wondrous or wan, why not check out this article on average penis size?
Oh, I almost forgot to answer the titular question:
Q: What will actually make your penis larger?
A: An erection.
No comments:
Post a Comment